Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the official opening ceremony of our store! Witty, relevant and plain cool t-shirts are something techies the world over hold dearly ($100 for anyone who’s ever seen Limbikani wearing a suit). In light of this pertinent truth, we embarked on an epic mission of an industrial scale. The brief to adorn fans like you with fine collarless short-sleeved articles of clothing that grace the upper body (t-shirts…) has been met.
Throughout the ages, great undertakings such as this one have only been realized through collaboration. We are eternally grateful to the four dignitaries from our royal Facebook society that enlisted for the photo shoot. A fun time was had by all.
Throughout the sands of time, many magical moments have been shared with Techzimbos like you.Perhaps there is no greater moment than this to declare your store as officially opened.