You Think Zim Ministers Are Bad. Japan’s Minister Of Cyber Security Has Never Used A Computer

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Besides being ridiculed as being as pliant as supple mulberry  branches, Zimbabwe’s ministers are often laughed off as hopelessly incompetent for the Ministerial portfolios they are often appointed to. Performances aside, I have always taken issue with the qualifications a number of past ministers of Finance held.

I am a great believer in actual on-the-job performances and all but I absolutely believe that in times of crisis being well versed in your field will no doubt make a difference. After all the Shona have a proverb: Zano pangwa uinerako. For complex issues having your own ideas requires you to have your own knowledge as well.

Let’s welcome Japan to the boondocks

Despite Japan being the world’s third largest economy they have decided to pull a leaf out of the third world hand book. Their Minister of cyber-security, Yoshitaka Sakurada, left his country dumbfounded after proudly proclaiming the fact that he has never really used a computer. Instead he directs his staff to do computer stuff for him. Something he has done ever since he came into a position of power at 25.

Since he is the Minister of Cyber-security and all, other members of his parliament were interested in knowing whether Japanese employees at Japanese nuclear stations were allowed to plugin USB drives. As most people in the ICT would know allowing USBs further opens the door to cyber-breaches. The good minister appeared confused with the whole concept of USB drives- it can thus be safely concluded that he has never met this animal called USB.

On the bright side

It is not all doom and gloom however, as many a Twitter user pointed out, during the inevitable ridicule that followed such a stunning revelation, it also make it extremely hard to hack Mr Sakuranda seeing as he does not even have a computer of his own. An unhackable Minister in charge of cyber security must be doing something right.

In the meantime Mr Sakuranda will be putting his ignorance to good use by planning the 2020 Olympics which will no doubt require a lot of technological deployments including 5G in stadiums. Again reports indicate he has been struggling to understand the Olympics brief given to him by his staff as it is full of technological acronyms the Luddite has never heard of.


  1. semperprimus001

    Lol. Refreshing article Gari.

  2. Gerald Nqobile M

    Well he could be a hard to hack kind of person.
    It’s like denying you are Satoshi. I actually do not consider him as incompetent.

    1. Garikai Dzoma

      May be there is zen thing going on but not knowing what a USB drive is though. Mmmmmm.

  3. hbmbr

    Are Freaking serious – YOU want to Compare Zimbabwe and Japan.

  4. Tawanda Kaseke (@tawakaseke)

    I suppose all he has to be is an effective manager and have the subject matter experts assist him in crafting policy etc

  5. Anonymous

    i can’t believe you have got the audacity to compare Zimbabwe and Japan…Japan is way advanced than Zimbabwe infact its an understatement to say advanced it’s governance is above the system in Zim

  6. Chiko

    It is foolish for one to believe that this Japanese cyber security minister has never used a computer!!

    1. Garikai Dzoma

      It his sworn statement that he has never done so. This is not deceit of any sorts he was embarrassed. People wrongly assume because has an advanced computer system all its citizens are computer literate. Often the ruling elite leaves it all to the working class to do

      1. Always off Topic

        true , Even the expression itself “computer literate” is somewhat ambiguous, some people work on computers all day at work, typing, clicking here and there but give them a switched off desktop, then tell them to switch it on , log in , and launch an app and they go blank.

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