We Have a New Minister of Cyber Security in Zimbabwe: Big Brother is watching…

So actually the full title is Minister of Cyber Security, Threat Detection and Mitigation and he is non other than the outgoing Minister of Finance and Economic Development, Hon Patrick Chinamasa MP. This is an interesting one.

President Robert Mugabe has mixed and matched his cabinet again today. As we expected there were not so many changes. The same personalities are still sitting in that Tuesday Cabinet Meeting every week or every other week. I honestly don’t know if these guys never get tired of seeing each other across that shiny wooden table ever. Anyway, that’s not the issue right here.

The issue is of a brand new government ministry: the Ministry of Cyber Security, Threat Detection and Mitigation. What I don’t understand is why this demands a full fledged ministry in and of itself. Couldn’t the police handle this at the domestic level? At the national level can the Ministry of State Security not suffice?

First, I do not belittle cyber security at all. It is a real threat in all our lives. The sad thing however is that we all know this is really a demotion for Honourable Patrick. If we were still in those olden days his title right now would be Minister Without Portfolio (yes kids we used to have those and at one point we had three of them at the same time). The fact that this is merely a political demotion makes this whole business a non sincere gesture.

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If I am wrong and this is sincere then we are in deeper problems right there. It would mean the soon to be law Cyber Security bill is being given enormous teeth and it will possible have ridiculous clauses that will outlaw the use of a computer keyboard by anyone not on the payroll of government. The minister will probably have arresting powers and this could mean my government mocking days are numbered.

The president was recently in South Africa where he called on the two countries to help each other and enlist the help of other more capable countries (think China, Iran) to curb out the threat of cyber crime. I don’t know if there is a particular threat to Zimbabwe through cyber seeing as it is how most of our records, processes and all are offline in the extreme sense of the word.

This only points to Honourable Patrick’s job to be one of Big Brother. He will be interested to know who dares sends WhatsApp messages that claim that cooking oil is running out when VaMangudya has budgeted wisely and did not forget to include the precious oil. That’s an important job because we are tired of these ridiculous messages that people circulate and other people believe. It was high time that we had a minister to make sure we are not abused muma group umu.

Maybe the president is responding to the situation his cabinet minister found himself in recently. You remember when Professor Jonathan Moyo’s g-mail was hacked? Or maybe he is responding to what happened with his ZANU PF website. You remember when it was hacked and porn images where posted on it? Or could he be responding to the Harare Institute of Technology website hacking or perhaps the missing Dembare Dot Coms Facebook Page. But at least for the Dembare page the culprits were supposedly known to be a prophet, a reporter and a politician.

Hmm the above list kind of justifies the existence of this ministry doesn’t it? We thus wish Honourable Patrick all the best and we assure him that Techzim will find itself on the right side of the law. Sir, as your first order of business may you please decisively deal with government ministers who air their uninteresting dirty laundry on twitter…

Patrick ChinamasaJonathan MoyoRobert Mugabe

Patrick Anthony Chinamasa is a Zimbabwean politician and a member of the ruling Zanu-PF party. He is the current Minister of Finance and Economic Planning .He was reappointed to the ministry after President Emmerson Mnangagwa had appointed his cabinet in November 2017.Chinamasa is former Minister... Read More About Patrick Chinamasa

Jonathan Moyo is a Zimbabwean politician and former member of the ZANU-PF party where he was a member of the party's Politiburo. He is also the former minister of Higher and Tertiary Education. Moyo was expelled from Parliament as the (Tsholotsho North) Legislator in November... Read More About Jonathan Moyo

Robert Mugabe is the former President of Zimbabwe. He was the President of the Republic of Zimbabwe from 1987 to November 2017. Prior to this, he was the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe since the attainment of independence in 1980. Mugabe resigned from his presidency on... Read More About Robert Mugabe

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7 Comments

  1. MacdChip says:

    This is a duplication of responsibility. What the President didnt realise or forgot to notice is that there is a whole Ministry of ICT being handled by a energetic young man who is versatile. These are the reasons why Mr President appointed Mandiwanzira to that ICT Ministry, why make a sub-ministry and hand it over to old guard.

    If truly this was appointed on merit, Chinamasa would have stopped the corruption and underhand dealings within the banking system. The whole system was yearning for his guidance, it needed a Minister who understand Cyber Security, which if implemented, would have stopped all the internal security threats like bank managers overriding the system to give their friends money toput on black market.

    But he didnt, he failed! Cyber Security is not about finding who MacdChip is and try to silence him because he is not singing Party slogans, it goes beyond borders and needs a lot of colleboration at professional level. Chinamasa is not a professional cyberlisr, nor does he understand the gears and levers of it.

    1. Tinashe Nyahasha says:

      Hahaha wamunyanyira. I hear you there. What infuriates me hangu is that something as important as cyber security (well if we’re as connected as we ought) is created into a standalone ministry for just one reason: to demote Chinamasa

      1. MacdChip says:

        In most countries, cyber security can be made into a stand alone organ, but under one ministry like Home Affairs, ICT or Defense.

        Chinamasa is a trained lawyer, not a specialist in that field, so its not proper to create a ministry specially to accomodate him. His knowledge of it l do not think goes beyond reading it from newspapers.

        1. Tinashe Nyahasha says:

          Yea, I thought State Security is the obvious ministry to house this department. As to choice of Chinamasa, I think it’s a joke

  2. Takanaka says:

    Meaningless reshuffle which brings in more people than those it takes away.

    1. Tinashe Nyahasha says:

      Had not thought of it that way

  3. gorongoza says:

    me asks. was the cabinet reshuffled or merely rotated?

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